Don't Honk I Have Anxiety bumper sticker | funny car decal, yellow red

This bumper sticker speaks plainly and with a bit of humor — a bold, readable message that helps drivers communicate without shouting. The retro-inspired block lettering and two-tone yellow-and-red palette make the words stand out at a glance. Made from durable, premium printable vinyl with a matte, UV-protective laminate, it resists rain, sun, and daily wear so the message stays crisp on your car, camper, or laptop. Easy-peel backing and waterproof adhesive make application quick and secure. For anyone who wants a clear, low-key signal to reduce roadside stress, this sticker gives your vehicle a voice while staying subtle and long-lasting. Product features - Vibrant, crisp color printing for high legibility - Matte UV laminate protects against sun and weather - Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors - Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application - Printed with eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.