Please Be Patient Drunk Driver bumper sticker | humorous novelty decal

Bright, cheeky, and built to weather the road. This matte-finish bumper sticker reads “PLEASE BE PATIENT — DRUNK DRIVER” in bold retro lettering and high-contrast color blocks, made to stand out without glare. Printed on premium, water-resistant vinyl with eco-solvent inks and a UV-protective laminate, it holds up to sun, rain, and car washes for years. The strong waterproof adhesive and easy-peel backing make application simple — stick it to bumpers, rear windows, toolboxes, or any outdoor gear that could use a dose of dry humor. It fits well on vintage vans, commuting cars, and anything that enjoys a vintage or tongue-in-cheek look. Product features - Vibrant, high-contrast colors with crisp printing - Matte, non-glare finish with UV-protective laminate - Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors - Strong waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing - Printed with eco-solvent inks for an eco-friendly product Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.